Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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