I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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