You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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