marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
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You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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