yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I deserve this hangover.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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