Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
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I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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