Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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