i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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