we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
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the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
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If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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