Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
In other news, I just burned my penis
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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