i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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