Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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