You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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