You're completely useless in the revolution.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
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We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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