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I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.

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(410): I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night. http://tfl.nu/l8h9

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.

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(202): He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex. http://tfl.nu/r46t

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Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.

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(314): Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins. http://tfl.nu/7xw4

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(516): View more from New York

Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee

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(516): Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee http://tfl.nu/xpqv

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Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween

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(978): Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween http://tfl.nu/fww2

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We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.

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(443): We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending. http://tfl.nu/khho

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(678): View more from Georgia

we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.

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(678): we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole. http://tfl.nu/qa53

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(212): View more from New York

You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..

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(212): You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark.. http://tfl.nu/eret

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Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.

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(210): Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT. http://tfl.nu/29iu

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.

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I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?

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(617): The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow. (1-617): I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right? http://tfl.nu/ithm

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We don't really communicate like that.

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Communicate like what?

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Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.

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(617): We don't really communicate like that. (781): Communicate like what? (617): Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants. http://tfl.nu/kuit

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She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.

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(630): She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up. http://tfl.nu/iahr

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(919): View more from North Carolina

We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg

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(919): We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg http://tfl.nu/wnu9

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Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.

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(804): Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare. http://tfl.nu/gxnn

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I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.

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(408): I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes. http://tfl.nu/ob7s

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