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  I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?

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• (707): View more from California

  Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.

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• (+49): View more from Germany

  he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.

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• (209): View more from California

  I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?

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• (845): View more from New York

  I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?

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