I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
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I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?