Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(843): View more from South Carolina

lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.

(404): View more from Georgia

Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.

(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.

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(513): View more from Ohio

he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down

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(204): View more from Manitoba

she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick

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(218): View more from Minnesota

nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

He looks like he'd be great Lego character.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today

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(806): View more from Texas

sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat

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