Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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