I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
thus making me awesome and them whores
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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