i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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