I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
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It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
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I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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