Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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