so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
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I threw up into my coffee this morning.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
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Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I love you. Go after that dick
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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