if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
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This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
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Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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