Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
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Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
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It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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