Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
