She's JV to your varsity
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
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I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
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Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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