he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
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I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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