Porn is love you can see.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
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Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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