Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
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I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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