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Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
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Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
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I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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