well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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