i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
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