It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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