i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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