I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
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Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
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There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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