I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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