Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
no you cant smoke seaweed
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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