I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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