Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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