so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
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i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
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Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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