thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Don't EVER smell your tampon
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She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
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You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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