Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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