Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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