Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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