I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
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I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
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After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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