Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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