Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Randomize
