if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
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