i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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