Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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