Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
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I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
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I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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