Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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