Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Will exercising make me less horny?
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