Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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