i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
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