It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Randomize
