yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
